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Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.
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The perfect host requires the perfect parasite.
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An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until...
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
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You know quite well, deep within you, that there is only a single magic,...
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The drug that heals our sorrows forgetfulness.
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Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they...