Quote #22784
Civilization is unbearable, but it is less unbearable at the top.
Quote #692
Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.
Quote #23430
I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like and...
Quote #25056
Another belief of mine that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I...
Quote #28442
A lot of children know absolutely nothing about guns other than what they see...
Quote #25202
The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may...
Quote #14676
The person who has lived the most is not the one with the most...
Quote #23894
If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you...
Quote #1410
The good or ill of a man lies within his own will.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.