Quote #14500
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
Quote #33942
Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...
Quote #34453
The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty...
Quote #25676
People who’ve had happy childhoods are wonderful, but they’re bland… An unhappy childhood compels...
Quote #19140
Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
Quote #26599
Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
Quote #11494
Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you...
Quote #33813
What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #13067
If someone betrays you once, it?s their fault; if they betray you twice, it?s...
Quote #28368
Sometimes I wonder if I’m patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but...