Quote #2026
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Quote #32681
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #2166
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But...
Quote #29686
Music is a discipline, and a mistress of order and good manners, she makes...
Quote #10465
All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game....
Quote #5816
There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the...
Quote #24125
Insanity doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
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It is well to give when asked, but it is better to give unasked,...
Quote #32350
Realists don’t fulfill their ambitions. There must be a dreamer in all of us.
Quote #27229
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for...