Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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Continuous unremitting darkness has been known to send some people into an emotional tailspin,...
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There is no nonsense so errant that it cannot be made the creed of...
Quote #3087
The proof that man is the noblest of all creatures is that no other...
Quote #22983
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball...
Quote #12842
It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to...
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The scramble to get into college is going to be so terrible in the...
Quote #3963
A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5 and ends giving...
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I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his...
Quote #1504
Whatever is reasonable is true, and whatever is true is reasonable.