Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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It’s never to late to have a happy childhood.
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A strange thing is memory, and hope one looks backward, and the other forward...
Quote #24308
Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
Quote #11336
Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery...
Quote #2136
A statesman is a successful politician who is dead.
Quote #19452
When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn’t...
Quote #20031
People who matter are most aware that everyone else does too.
Quote #21459
The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect...
Quote #22580
A generation of men is like a generation of leaves the wind scatters some...