Quote #30790
If you can’t lick ‘em, join ‘em.
Quote #12209
Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly...
Quote #5246
For I dipped into the future, as far as human eye could see, saw...
Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
Quote #19909
When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.
Quote #8668
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Quote #12069
You have seen how a man was made a slave; you shall see how...
Quote #25499
I never said most of the things I said.
Quote #23692
The common idea that success spoils people by making them vain, egotistic, and self-complacent...
Quote #6017
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but unlike charity, it should end there.