Quote #14337
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Quote #3553
This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank.
Quote #6793
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #19299
The last thing a woman will consent to discover in a man whom she...
Quote #23602
The soul has this proof of its divinity that divine things delight in it.
Quote #8842
I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill...
Quote #27691
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #29069
All wish to be learned, but no one is willing to pay the price.
Quote #31558
I believe life is a series of near misses. A lot of what we...
Quote #1801
Dinner theater is anti-culture.