Quote #15978
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #2521
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Quote #25160
There will be little rubs and disappointments everywhere, and we are all apt to...
Quote #2955
The classes that wash most are those that work least.
Quote #25254
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #33216
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
Quote #27828
Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it...
Quote #24302
Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression in order that every man present...
Quote #33324
Nature made him, and then broke the mold.
Quote #420
Doctors and nurses are people who give you medicine until you die.