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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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To be turned from one’s course by men’s opinions, by blame, and by misrepresentation...
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Be not the first by whom the new are tried, Nor yet the last...
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The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next.
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The Pope! How many divisions has _he_ got ?
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Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything.
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Many complain of their memory, few of their judgment.