Quote #20397
I love to be alone. I never found the companion that was so companionable...
Quote #20947
He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his...
Quote #33212
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Quote #23220
Information is the currency of democracy.
Quote #5429
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep...
Quote #127
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought—particularly...
Quote #2196
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should...
Quote #2258
Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.
Quote #23699
D’you call life a bad job Never We’ve had our ups and downs, we’ve...
Quote #33751
I hate music, especially when it’s played.