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And thus I clothe my naked villainy With old odd ends, stol’n forth of...
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Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
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Imagine a school with children that can read or write, but with teachers who...
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The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase if you pursue happiness you’ll...
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Force without wisdom falls of its own weight.
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.
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Harrison Ford as the President of the United States in Air Force One is...