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If a man has talent and can’t use it, he’s failed. If he uses...
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Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman....
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If your treat an individual … as if he were what he ought to...
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I pray you bear me henceforth from the noise and rumour of the field,...
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Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right,...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse – as a...
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Man can live far from God — not outside God. God is wherever we...
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Genius is born–not paid.