Quote #17785
Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits.
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I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Quote #26160
Are we having fun yet
Quote #27040
What do you take me for, an idiot
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Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to...
Quote #23239
I read no newspaper now but Ritchie’s, and in that chiefly the advertisements, for...
Quote #2177
I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me...
Quote #3249
I really do plan to get out of show business within five years or...
Quote #27896
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
Quote #25062
Every one in a crowd has the power to throw dirt nine out of...