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Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your...
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Spalding Smails This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You’re probably...
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They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.
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The tipping custom originated in England when small sums were dropped into a box...
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All of us can think of a book… that we hope none of our...
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In real love you want the other person’s good. In romantic love you want...
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Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will...
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Dost thou not know, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed?
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Half the controversies in the world are verbal ones; and could they be brought...
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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.