Quote #584
What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
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American housewives have not had their brains shot away, nor are they schizophrenic in...
Quote #7394
No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary...
Quote #34216
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
Quote #19145
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
Quote #27498
I’m hard-nosed about luck. I think it sucks. Yeah, if you spend seven years...
Quote #9045
A Native American grandfather was talking to his grandson about how he felt. He...
Quote #30108
Even on the most exalted throne in the world we are only sitting on...
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #29337
Getting ideas is like shaving if you don’t do it every day, you’re a...