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We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
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I could be content that we might procreate, without conjunction, or that there were...
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If you want to bake an apple pie from scratch, you must first create...
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
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Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it most people aim at...
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My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus.
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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
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A nation which does not remember what it was yesterday, does not know what...
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Each man takes care that his neighbor shall not cheat him. But a day...
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The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more...