Quote #23391
Only a brave person is willing to honestly admit, and fearlessly to face, what...
Quote #19318
There is good news from Washington today. Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #19286
I’m never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on...
Quote #33979
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Quote #25333
No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
Quote #12798
He that gives should never remember, he that receives should never forget.
Quote #3808
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Quote #15859
Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a flea, yet he makes gods...
Quote #22844
To the man who only has a hammer in the toolkit, every problem looks...