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The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
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The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its...
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Let us forever forget that every station in life is necessarily that each deserves...
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Whatever fortune has raised to a height, she has raised only to cast it...
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There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
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Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
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My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
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A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you just the...
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As long as there are fools and rascals, there will be religions.
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The secret of man’s being is not only to live but to have something...