Quote #30106
There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is...
Quote #17108
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
Quote #2050
When I hear the word “culture” I reach for my gun.
Quote #18952
Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct they are matters of education, and...
Quote #3878
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Quote #8952
I care not so much what I am to others as what I am...
Quote #32841
One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #28933
It is, I think, an indisputable fact that Americans are, as Americans, the most...
Quote #17761
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Quote #14384
Liberty is the possibility of doubting, the possibility of making a mistake, the possibility...