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Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
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Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
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There must be such a thing as a child with average ability, but you...
Quote #28780
I express many absurd opinions, but I am not the first man to do...
Quote #8814
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
Quote #18128
A mob is the scum that rises upmost when the nation boils.
Quote #25880
Discretion is the salt, and fancy the sugar of life the one preserves, the...
Quote #15058
The man who has strong opinions and always says what he thinks is courageous...
Quote #4032
No one knows what he can do until he tries.
Quote #2985
The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband is unworthy...