Quote #15374
May you have a lawsuit in which you know you are in the right
Quote #19348
There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.
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Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
Quote #10326
When I say I believe in a square deal i do not mean …...
Quote #7951
Put yourself on view. This brings your talents to light.
Quote #13128
Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #14745
Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels, or believes
Quote #23917
This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples no need for...
Quote #2200
Oh, this age! How tasteless and ill-bred it is!