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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Trapped, like a trap in a trap.
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The defining function of the artist is to cherish consciousness.
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As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices take it, or leave...
Quote #2492
Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
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Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will...
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Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and...
Quote #26579
In my belief, you cannot deal with the most serious things in the world...
Quote #32666
If we do not find anything very pleasant, at least we shall find something...
Quote #5082
Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I will show you a failure.