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You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
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They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #15920
Trust yourself, then you will know how to live.
Quote #25543
Patience with others is Love, Patience with self is Hope, Patience with God is...
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Jails and prisons are the complement of schools; so many less as you have...
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The woman whose behavior indicates that she will make a scene if she is...
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Advice is the only commodity on the market where the supply always exceeds the...
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You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
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That action is best which procures the greatest happiness.
Quote #2710
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.