Quote #3031
A large section of the intelligentsia seems wholly devoid of intelligence.
Quote #17071
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
Quote #2041
My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any...
Quote #10501
Life is made up of marble and mud.
Quote #25980
If ever a man could have felt the church to be unnecessary, he was...
Quote #3334
An intelligence service is, in fact, a stupidity service.
Quote #32109
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #31001
If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we’d be too simple to...
Quote #4864
Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits.
Quote #3934
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.