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When the tea is brought at five o’clock And all the neat curtains are...
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The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and...
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from...
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Will We’re going to steal a ship That ship Jack Commandeer. We’re going to...
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Yet ah why should they know their fateSince sorrow never comes too late,And happiness...
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We were married by a reformed rabbi in Long Island. A very reformed rabbi....
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By increasing the size of the keyhole, today’s playwrights are in danger of doing...
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I define joy as a sustained sense of well-being and internal peace – a...
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