Quote #7933
The issues are the same. We wanted peace on earth, love, and understanding between...
Quote #11573
When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between...
Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #28739
Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt.
Quote #2791
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
Quote #2042
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
Quote #21807
If there is any one proof of a man’s incompetence, it is the stagnant...
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Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #21223
Nothing is to be feared but fear.
Quote #24162
Why is it that nobody understands me and everybody likes me