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Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.
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Modern cynics and skeptics … see no harm in paying those to whom they...
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From the errors of others a wise man corrects his own.
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Money is in some respects life’s fire it is a very excellent servant, but...
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If you can learn from hard knocks, you can also learn from soft touches.
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If a rhinoceros were to enter this resteraunt now, there is no denying he...
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Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the...
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Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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Once upon a time–of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve–old...
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If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.