Quote #2546
A married man with a family will do anything for money.
Quote #28268
If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
Quote #28153
I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then...
Quote #32987
Always love your enemies–nothing annoys them so much.
Quote #24121
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When...
Quote #22009
Leadership is not magnetic personality–that can just as well be a glib tongue. It...
Quote #28372
I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with...
Quote #13941
It would be naive to think that the problems plaguing mankind today can be...
Quote #24877
I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at...
Quote #25850
I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one...