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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Quote #23779
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
Quote #28992
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and...
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One of the great attractions of patriotism — it fulfills our worst wishes. In...
Quote #2769
Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.
Quote #27981
Labor disgraces no man unfortunately you occasionally find men disgrace labor.
Quote #6873
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
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On doing another talk show It would be like going back to a relationship....
Quote #15411
The life of man is the true romance, which when it is valiantly conduced,...