Quote #34930
Quit now, you’ll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you’ll be halfway...
Quote #3233
Close your mouth, Michael; we are not a codfish.
Quote #30416
The day the child realizes that all adults are imperfect he becomes an adolescent...
Quote #9837
Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it but...
Quote #14357
If there be any truer measure of a man than by what he does,...
Quote #32904
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
Quote #28714
The delicate thing about the university is that it has a mixed character, that...
Quote #19049
If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something...
Quote #28744
I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.
Quote #1160
Only the madman is absolutely sure.