Quote #34252
There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quote #13116
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant “idiot”.
Quote #30838
If the thunder is not loud, the peasant forgets to cross himself.
Quote #22547
Derive happiness in oneself from a good day’s work, from illuminating the fog that...
Quote #10691
I like it as a book. Just like I like “The Cat...
Quote #15234
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
Quote #7465
A cheerful mind is a vigorous mind.
Quote #3871
Beware so long as you live, of judging people by appearances.
Quote #5881
There are one-story intellects, two-story intellects, and three-story intellects with skylights. All fact collectors...
Quote #4123
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.