Quote #23732
The last temptation is the greatest treason to do the right deed for the...
Quote #4646
You should pray for a sound mind in a sound body.
Quote #26413
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #13401
There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
Quote #22820
What is an epigram A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
Quote #34702
You don’t understand. I could have had class. I could have been a contender.
Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #2018
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
Quote #24073
If you suspect a man, don’t employ him, and if ypu employ him, don’t...