Quote #8825
It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.
Quote #22259
Friendship often ends in love but love in friendship–never.
Quote #20051
You should hammer your iron when it is glowing hot.
Quote #23284
If they give you lined paper, write the other way.
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #20846
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Quote #1557
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
Quote #21826
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
Quote #25954
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than he discovery...
Quote #29737
At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed...