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The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
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The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
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Americans become unhappy and vicious because their preoccupation with amassing possessions obliterates their loneliness....
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Friendship is a horizon– which expands whenever we approach it.
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The good man is the teacher of the bad, And the bad is the...
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Never do things others can do and will do if there are things others...
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
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Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no...
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To use fear as the friend it is, we must retrain and reprogram ourselves…We...
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Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to...