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There’s a sucker born every minute.
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Men can know more than their ancestors did if they start with a knowledge...
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California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under...
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We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and...
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Books are not made to be believed, but to be subjected to inquiry.
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The attempt and not the deed Confounds us.
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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
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Sanity is a madness put to good use.