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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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In all honesty, Johnny, we are often at the mercy of the White House...
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People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some...
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Wine makes a man more pleased with himself I do not say that it...
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Let the other guy have whatever he wants before the fight. Once the bell...
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The noun of self becomes a verb. This flashpoint of creation in the present...
Quote #18460
No man is good enough to govern another man without that other’s consent.
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Acceptance is not a state of passivity or inaction. I am not saying you...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #14173
The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be,...