Quote #34716
Life is like and ever-shifting kaleidoscope – a slight change, and all patterns alter.
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The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may...
Quote #1592
It is only the first step that is difficult.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #30446
I take a simple view of life keep your eyes open and get on...
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The most common of all antagonisms arises from a man’s taking a seat beside...
Quote #3323
In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.
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Mike Look, we’re gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for...
Quote #12752
God has always been hard on the poor.
Quote #1398
This is my answer to the gap between ideas and action – I will...