Quote #3366
My empty waterdish mocks me.
Quote #10366
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh...
Quote #23921
Here’s to you ,as good as you are, And here’s to me, as bad...
Quote #16161
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly...
Quote #6227
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless...
Quote #20762
Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman...
Quote #13091
Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark; and as that...
Quote #4268
When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
Quote #5186
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Quote #22166
As I was going up the stairI met a man who wasn’t thereHe wasn’t...