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A camel is a horse designed by committee.
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A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
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The man who does not work for the love of work but only for...
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The best inheritance a parent can give to his children is a few minutes...
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Ask a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably...
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Burnt Sienna. Thats the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.
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Wisdom is ofttimes nearer when we stoop Than when we soar.
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The net of the sleeper catches fish.
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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
Quote #19003
Three things ruin a man power, money, and women. I never wanted power. I...