Quote #18879
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #31621
A ship in harbour is safe, but that is not what ships are built...
Quote #18986
Nixon is a shifty-eyed goddamn liar. . . . .He’s one of the few...
Quote #30517
We must learn our limits. We are all something, but none of us are...
Quote #34340
Ed, we just witnessed a peaceful transition in government. Do you realize how miraculous...
Quote #31272
Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
Quote #23753
As Mankind becomes more liberal, they will be more apt to allow that all...
Quote #22859
Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a mater of...
Quote #20270
Man’s best possession is a sympathetic wife.
Quote #3564
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...