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Brevity is the soul of wit.
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If we are to abolish the death penalty, I should like to see the...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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The point to remember is what the government gives it must first take away.
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There is a negative proof of the value of Latin No one seems to...
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To deny we need and want power is to deny that we hope to...
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Tony Montana I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
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Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...