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Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
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For there is no question but a just fear of an imminent danger, though...
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There would not be so many open mouths if there were not so many...
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Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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When the waves are round me breaking,As I pace the deck alone,And my eye...
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I live in the crowds of jollity, not so much to enjoy company as...
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Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.
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I can’t forgive my friends for dying I don’t find these vanishing acts of...
Quote #14523
I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he...