Quote #28611
Those who complain most are most to be complained of.
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you...
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There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but...
Quote #21761
Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a...
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Wayne All I have to say about that is asphinctersayswhat. Arcade owner What Wayne...
Quote #29094
From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can...
Quote #18852
Man merely discovers’ he never can and never will invent.
Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #19915
Carter My daddy’ll kick your daddy’s ass all the way from here to China,...