Quote #19637
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value...
Quote #24062
Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you...
Quote #10867
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
Quote #2915
Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa...
Quote #3458
Put out the light.
Quote #23778
I have not failed. Ive just found 10,000 ways that dont work.
Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Quote #16907
There is no beautifier of complexion, or form, or behavior, like the wish to...
Quote #15370
Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it...
Quote #13061
If it were not for hope, the heart would break.