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I believe that I shall see the bounty of the Lord in the land...
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and...
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I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so...
Quote #6476
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered...
Quote #28445
We may pretend that we’re basically moral people who make mistakes, but the whole...
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A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad...
Quote #31744
It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves.
Quote #4440
Man is by nature a political animal.