Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #22820
What is an epigram A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
Quote #2474
Hurting people is my business.
Quote #14254
The fruits of all our labors have left us as we started. To grow...
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Relative calm is expected in South Central Los Angeles for the next several weeks,...
Quote #20023
Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs.
Quote #21243
They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see...
Quote #24423
First of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we...
Quote #569
It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about...
Quote #16756
The savage bows down to idols of wood and stone the civilized man to...