Quote #748
The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross...
Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
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She is not fair to outward view As many maidens be Her loveliness I...
Quote #5279
For every prohibition you create you also create an underground.
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A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
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Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #14890
Shortchange your education now and you may be short of change the rest of...
Quote #8580
I suggest that the only books that influence us are those for which we...
Quote #31012
The union of the Word and the Mind produces that mystery which is called...
Quote #13197
I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we...