Quote #3572
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in...
Quote #34272
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Quote #1912
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Quote #26736
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
Quote #5463
You try to give away what you want yourself.
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People are like stained glass windows, they sparkle and shine when the sun is...
Quote #15752
Work is victory.
Quote #2507
Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent.
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The cure for writer’s cramp is writer’s block.
Quote #6229
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...