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There is no vice so simple but assumes some mark of virtue on his...
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Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
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A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...
Quote #24692
Many a crown of wisdom is but the golden chamberpot of success, worn with...
Quote #24208
If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us...
Quote #22663
Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.
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The proof of a poet is that his country absorbs him as affectionately as...
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My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself...
Quote #6941
Grant us a brief delay; impulse in everything is but a worthless servant.
Quote #33408
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.